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SMH they right tho?

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u/IncompetentInEverywa 12h ago

Cc a high school math teacher from the same district…

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u/wretch_35 11h ago

Cc me as well, for awareness

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u/Hyponym360 11h ago edited 5h ago

BCC me, I just wanna watch the drama from the outside

Edit: yeah yeah yeah that’s not how BCC works. I get it. It’s a joke. Now stop telling me how dumb I am and move on, ya nerds.

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u/sinkotsu7 11h ago

I got the popcorn 🍿

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u/justanotherPhishfan 11h ago

If I divide your popcorn by 0, does it then become my popcorn?

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u/Blippy_Swipey 9h ago

No, the teacher clearly decided (and principal too) that it would instantly annihilate all popcorn in the universe.

No popcorn for you!

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u/SnooHesitations8403 7h ago

NO POPCORN FOR YOU -

ONE YEAR!

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u/Pielacine 9h ago

Siri says if you divide zero cookie among zero friends you have no cookies and no friends and you’re sad.

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u/Puzza90 7h ago

I only asked it the quickest way to get somewhere why'd it attack me like that?

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u/OldmanNrkpg 10h ago

BHC me, I've got to go to the airport.

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u/sam56778 9h ago

The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.

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u/Giohwe 8h ago

Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about.

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u/my3rdaccountonhere 8h ago

You want me to have an abortion.

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u/Homeskillet359 6h ago

Its the only sensible thing to do

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u/DGinLDO 5h ago

The way this is an actual plot line in the original Airport never fails to amaze me.

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u/suburbanplankton 8h ago

The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.

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u/sam56778 8h ago

Listen, Betty, don’t start up with your white zone shit again.

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u/TheCreamiestYeet 7h ago

Oh, really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.

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u/SnooBananas6853 7h ago

Really?

Seems like I picked the wrong day for a quick sniff of glue.

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u/Eisbergmann 7h ago

My mama don't raise no fool, I dug their rap!

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u/DerFeuerDrache 8h ago

I just want to tell you good luck, we're all counting on you.

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u/AF_AF 8h ago

I guess I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue!

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u/ParrotheadTink 8h ago

Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue

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u/RoyalMushroom6202 11h ago

Bbc if that’s what you’re into

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u/cedriceent 11h ago

No need to involve TV stations.

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u/maximus459 10h ago

CCP for the Chinese reddittors

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u/Jeni_Sui_Generis 11h ago

BBC for me, i just want to have fun.

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u/IamJohnnyHotPants 11h ago

CC Sabathia, for fastball tips

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u/a_seventh_knot 9h ago

CC music factory, for fresh beats

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u/That-Main-4824 8h ago

CC DeVille, for nothing but a good time

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u/Gallicah 11h ago

The only correct answer. In situations like this there is zero point trying to reason with the people who are wrong. People double down in their own echo chamber/bubble. However, if you get another expert in the same field to back you up, it's more likely to get them to relent, or at least chill out.

Or they could triple down and get even more defensive. But that would be embarrassing for them if they are acting that way in front of people outside of the argument. It could go either way. But since they are already being defensive, it's either do this - or just drop the argument, and quietly tell your child they are wrong. Make it a teaching lesson that sometimes people can be wrong.

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u/UsefulEngine1 11h ago

if the bottom line is that there's zero point, does that mean there's infinite point?

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u/Ragnarok314159 10h ago

The only correct answer is to sit down in a locked sound chamber, find the most eccentric of math professor from the local community college, and have them explain left and right side limits as the equation approaches zero for at least five hours.

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u/klebanonnn 11h ago

The limit to people’s stupidity and ego does not exist.

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u/melodic_orgasm 10h ago

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u/Hi2YourWifeAndMyKids 9h ago

Everybody to the limit. The Cheat is to the limit.

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u/HellfishGuy 8h ago

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u/newskul 6h ago

the CHEAT is GROUNDED

We had the switch installed so you can turn the lights OFF and ON. NOT THROW LIGHTSWITCH RAVES.

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u/GreyWolfeNCSU 9h ago

It is as if they divided their stupidity by zero

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u/ArtisticRollerSkater 11h ago

I see what you did there. That sentence has depth. Slow clap.

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u/AnonTA999 11h ago

People digging in, being wrong about an easily demonstrable, morally irrelevant, objective fact. Imagine these people’s political or moral views 😬😬😬

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u/shamansean 10h ago

Neil DeGrasse Tyson says it best:

"What scares me most? The level of profound science illiteracy in people who have control over laws and legislation of the land."

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVvBPvnje3s/

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u/Top-Addendum-6879 10h ago

my favorit Neil Tyson saying is ''the universe is under no obligation to make sense to you''

this can be applied to SO many things in life

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u/MrXenomorph88 10h ago

CC a University mathematics professor

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u/chaff800 9h ago

Yeah, as a PhD student I can confidently say any uni professor I know would have a blast seeing this email and answering it

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u/FitProfessional3654 7h ago

I know I would…my 3rd grade daughter was told she was “bad in math” because she solved something in a different way than the teacher. The parent/teacher conference the next day turned into a mini lecture series from me (tenured prof) in the different ways to solve the problem.

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u/Don-tFollowAnything 3h ago

My math teachers tryin to figure out how i got the correct answers without using thier formulas.

https://giphy.com/gifs/JRF85A7Bcl2YU

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u/tilcir 11h ago

The picture in the post is so old now that the kid is probably out of college

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u/zerpa 12h ago

Teach your kid that some people are confidently wrong.

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u/DardaniaIE 12h ago

Exactly, thats the life lesson here. They’ll figure out the mathematics of it in time of they need it.

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u/fullerframe 11h ago

This is a truly vital life lesson: Authority is often, but not always, a proxy to Truth. Truth is Truth even when it is diverges from Authority.

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u/indecisiveahole 11h ago

That was really well-worded, saved to memory

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u/flipnonymous 11h ago

Just don't remember it incorrectly, or we'll one day be reading a post of how you tripled down on being right about it and I'm going to screenshot the whole thread to lord over you at that point. For fun and science.

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u/clearlylegallyblind 11h ago

Saving this one for a day when I need to be smug and say something smart

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u/Amazing-Gazelle-7735 12h ago

Yes, and do so in front of the teacher while explaining that admitting you made a mistake should never be seen as shameful because it encourages such behavior.

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u/Tabula_Nada 10h ago

This is so important. Shame and "I told you so" make it so much harder to admit you were wrong. I honestly don't know how certain politically affiliated people might reconcile with others because right now everyone's making it really hard to say you might have made a bad decision. If we want things to be better we have to make it easier for people to admit they were wrong.

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u/courtma41 12h ago

Classic Dunning-Krueger

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u/UntappdBeer 12h ago

1 divided by 0 is undefined.

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u/HumansHaveSoles 12h ago

Well then fucking DEFINE it already!

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u/Ok-Middle8656 12h ago

It is defined. It’s defined as ‘undefined’.

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u/ThreeBeatles 12h ago

“There are known knowns and known unknowns”

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u/grust37 12h ago

what about unknown unknowns?

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u/classifiednoforeign 12h ago

Good catch. We know what we know, and we know what we don’t know but there are still things we don’t yet realize we don’t know. The unknown unknowns.

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u/swainiscadianreborn 11h ago

The missile knows where it is by knowing where it isn't.

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u/Xenon_Raumzeit 8h ago

It knows just where it used to be

And where it's not, it can foresee

With calculations, swift and bold

It plots a course, precise and cold

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u/Gsusruls 11h ago

What are you doing this weekend?

Nothing.

Wanna go to the movies?

Huh? No, I told you: I'm doing nothing.

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u/GlassCharacter179 12h ago

Newton kinda did, he said: ok we can’t divide be zero, but what if you divided by something so tiny it was almost zero?

And now we have Calculus.

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u/Trzlog 11h ago

That son of a bitch 

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u/FeistyRevenue2172 11h ago

I love calculus…. It’s just finding loopholes and extorting fucking MATH

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u/actuallyserious650 10h ago

That’s pretty inaccurate. Dividing by an incredibly small number just gives you an incredibly large number. Newton divided things by an incredibly large number, producing very tiny shapes that could be approximated in an easy way.

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u/BarkerAtTheMoon 12h ago

The problem with division by zero is that if you allow it, other parts of math start to break. There’s an infamous “fake proof” where if you define 0/0 as 1 (just like any other number divided by itself), you can use basic algebra to show that 1=2.

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u/zensunni82 7h ago

Terrence Howard has entered the chat.

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u/LemmyUserOnReddit 12h ago

Serious answer: Unlike other cases in mathematics (e.g. imaginary numbers), you actually cannot define a value for division by zero, even an abstract one.

Or more precisely before an actual mathematician corrects my computer science imprecision, the definition would be so abstract that none of the properties of numbers or algebra would apply to it, and it would be not meaningfully better than just calling it undefined.

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u/Knobologist 12h ago

I look at it as 0 isn’t actually a number in the traditional sense, but a thing, a place holder. It’s like asking to divide by “yellow.”

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u/LemmyUserOnReddit 11h ago

Absolutely. Psychologically you have to be careful giving it a label or idiots students will try to use it like an algebraic token.

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u/ChipRockets 12h ago

I’m waiting…

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u/Beneficial_Trick6672 11h ago

1 divided by 0 is a mistake in a first place. I mean there should be no place in any calculation where such situation occurs. It is an invalid step. Teaching it is equal to undefined without further explanation might give a wrong impression that 'undefined' is a correct result and dividing by 0 is possible.

At least this is what i remember from my math department in uni.

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u/r_slash 11h ago

It depends on the context. There are times when it’s useful to think about what would happen in that situation. For example: my car is parked. It needs to go to a store 1 km away. At this speed, how long will it take to get there? 1/0. It will never get there.

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u/_Shai-hulud 10h ago

If you wanted to be mathematically rigorous you would still try and avoid talking about 1/0 and say something like "1/speed goes to infinity in the limit where speed goes to 0"

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u/RiiibreadAgain 11h ago

If 1/0=0 then 0*0=1

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u/renaissancenow 9h ago

This is the most important answer in this thread.

It's not a question of learning that 'you can't divide one by zero'. It's a question of learning what division means. That is, the question 'what is a divided by b?' is the same as saying 'which numbers, if any, when multiplied by b will produce a?'

So in this case the question is 'find the set of real numbers that when multiplied by 0 produce 1', which is of course the empty set.

I suspect in this case neither the teacher, the principal, nor the parent has a firm grasp on mathematical reasoning, so we're left with frustrating and fruitless appeals to authority.

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u/Jonesbro 8h ago

Mathematical reasoning is so important. The whole "we won't ever use this" argument is dumb. We use the ways of thinking all the time

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u/amanning072 7h ago

Agreed. I'm a teacher, but not a math teacher.

Parents (and adults in general) get very upset about "new math" and new ways of doing the same problems. This is so frustrating to me.

Understanding HOW numbers and functions relate to one another is far more useful and applicable than memorization or one-way processes. Learning early on "how many tens are in" creates a reference point for when new concepts like multiplication are introduced. It's long been established that connection to prior knowledge and experience creates deeper learning than that which happens without connection or context.

In other words, the "old way" still works, yes, but might have only been accessible to some. Isn't it our calling and our duty to reach as many students as we can in as many ways as we can? Give them all the methods so that when they become adults they can decide which method works best for them -- they all reach the same solution.

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u/the_dude_rug 6h ago

My wife is a math teacher. While I partially agree with you, some of the “methods” that student are being required to use to solve certain problems frankly take twice as long and confuse some students even more. There’s usually several ways to solve problems, and students should be able to use whichever method suits them best. The problem arises when everyone has to use the exact same method. Receiving a zero on a problem for solving it correctly just because the student used a different method should not be a thing. I don’t think parents would care very much about “new math” if their children were given the option of using whichever method they want.

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u/tajwriggly 7h ago

For somebody in Grade 3 a real life example is better than describing sets of real numbers.

You can divide 1 whole cake into two pieces, and each piece represents half of that whole. 1 divided by 2 = 1/2. You can still construct a whole cake out of those two equal halves.

You can divide 1 whole cake into all kinds of numbers of equal pieces. 3 pieces, 4 pieces, 1000 pieces, and still reconstruct the cake to a whole afterwards. But if I ask you to divide1 whole cake into 0 equal pieces, how would you do it?

You don't just get rid of the cake. The cake still exists. You have to be able to reconstruct the cake with the total of pieces that you divided it into. How many pieces would there be? It's 0 pieces. If you have 0 pieces of cake, regardless of what size the pieces of cake those are, it's still zero pieces of cake and you can't reconstruct a whole cake from 0 pieces of cake. And if you have any amount of cake available to you to reconstruct the original cake, then you have more pieces than 0.

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u/dm-me-obscure-colors 9h ago

This is the best and first actually useful reply, 14 comments down. smh

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u/Wonko-D-Sane 9h ago

Yeah…

“Arguing about math” is dumb, math is facts with proofs. Too many replies just chirp what others have told them or what the calculator shows.

Alternatively you can show that if you accept that division by zero is possible then 1=2

The most interesting thing is that it’s not “wrong” to define division by zero. It simply means you reject a rather large amount of defined math and quite likely you’d struggle to get beyond counting before you get contradictions. It would be fun to get the teacher and principal to re-define (provably) some rather strange math.

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u/ScoobyDone 7h ago

Send this to Terrance Howard STAT!! Nobel Prize time.

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u/Fritzschmied 12h ago

Just tell them if they think it’s right they should just enter it in any calculator or calculation software of their choice. They won’t fine one that says it’s 0.

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u/happymisery 12h ago

LOL

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u/YourDrunkStepdadio 11h ago

Even the smart one agrees

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u/AwarenessOpen4042 11h ago

This calculator looked over its glasses at you for even asking.

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u/YourDrunkStepdadio 11h ago

My phone instantly bricked.

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u/Riyeko 10h ago

Mine turned the numbers red, vibrated angrily and a notification popped up.

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u/WHEAERROR 10h ago

Mine (calmly) agreed with "= Division durch Null nicht möglich"

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u/firethornocelot 9h ago

Mine turned off, and then five minutes later a local college professor showed up at my door and slapped me in the face.

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u/Tiyath 9h ago

Ah, the calm descriptive nature of the German language

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u/Praise-Bingus 10h ago

Samsung checking in

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u/Kooky-Grapefruit-941 11h ago

My phone too lol

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u/Global_Committee4033 11h ago

idk what happened, but my calculator shows 8008 now.

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u/SisyphusCoffeeBreak 11h ago

can't or won't? deep state secrets big math doesn't want you to know

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u/zyyntin 11h ago

Dividing by Zero on an old mechanical calculator.

First one. (Older than the second)

Second one.

The answer isn't actually zero. It's an infinite mathematical loop. Division is subtraction to zero.

Example: 2-0=2 , 2-0=2 , 2-0=2 , etc.

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u/sirtrogdor 9h ago edited 9h ago

Slight nit but that's just a failure mode of the calculator. It doesn't mean the answer is "infinite" if that's what you were implying. It's undefined. It's basically searching for an answer that doesn't exist.

There are plenty of other calculators with such oversights that would happily spend forever to try and give you an answer. Like say one that tried to provide a counter for the Collatz conjecture.

EDIT: Also nit since "subtraction to zero" doesn't tell you how 1/7=0.142857142...

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u/Great-Yoghurt-6359 12h ago

Guys who invented a compass that points to Olive Garden in Time Square about to start another project

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u/Jdsnut 11h ago

Hey OP, do this, but do it by trippling down, and get the principles boss.

Usually theres some Info online with their email.

You can use your own calculator on your phone if your afraid, but you cannot divide by 0.

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u/Invested_Space_Otter 10h ago

Nah, go to the local news station and publicly shame the educators for not having the decency to own the mistake...or for being uneducated. Either way.

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u/Inner_Jeweler_5661 13h ago

You can't divide anything by 0 no?

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u/BlueSonjo 12h ago

I hear stuff starts exploding.

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u/Vissanna 12h ago

The mechanical calculators of the early days definitely did explode from that operation

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u/blaghed 8h ago

Yeah, these fandangle new ones just melt into a puddle, the lil bitches

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u/ManoSilence 12h ago

Only if it tries hard enough

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u/ZorroGrande 12h ago

That's if you divide by diamond. Even now I get trauma flashbacks.

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u/Dull-Culture-1523 11h ago

Think of it as sorting apples into piles. Six apples into two piles is easy, three apples each. Whatever apples into no piles. Can't do that. So it's undefined.

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u/Fornicating_Midgits 10h ago

Went way too far down to find this answer. It seems like there should be an answer because every other number you plug into the operation works. -12/3 = -4 for example. When you divide you are putting things into groups. The question asked by the operation of 1 divided by 0 is basically "How would you divide an apple into equal pieces of nothing?" Which is a nonsense question, hence why it is undefined. The question and hence the equation are inoperable.

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u/NUTTA_BUSTAH 10h ago

I always have thought of division as "how many A's fit into B's" and extending that to 1/0 is a non-sensical "how many nothings fit into one?" but in that light infinity would make sense as an answer.

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u/vthemechanicv 9h ago

dividing is just a fancy way of subtracting. If you say 20 / 5, you're subtracting 5 as many times as you can (4). And thus the inverse, 4 x 5 (or adding 5, 4 times) you get 20.

If you say 1 / 0, how many times can you subtract 0 from 1? An infinite number of times. But an infinite number of zeros can never add up to 1.

So 1 / 0 both is, and isn't infinite. Thus it's undefined.

I watched my math teacher show that dividing by 0 lets you say 1=2, and that's obviously wrong.

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u/Front-Bird8971 8h ago

1 / 0 is infinity with a remainder of 1 😈

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u/og_toe 9h ago

i think of it like

”i have 1. how many pieces do i have if i slice my 1 into 0 pieces?” i still have 1 because i literally have no new pieces to distribute

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u/Tight-Platypus5231 12h ago

You can't divide by zero. You've never been able to divide by zero. I thought that was common knowledge?

Dear god we're evolving \backwards**

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u/Hrothgarbike 12h ago

Are we not men? D E V O.

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u/poopgrass 12h ago

Makes you wonder what else they are teaching that is wrong.

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u/an0maly33 12h ago

My wife went back to school to finish her teaching degree. The number of her younger classmates that are clueless is staggering.

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u/yankykiwi 10h ago

My husbands been referring to 7:25 as quarter past. I laughed about it with his mother, she said it wasn’t her.

Then her other son did it, and she admitted she still thinks it’s 25mins for the quarter to and past. She was a teacher.

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u/wild_exvegan 9h ago

I'm not 15 minutes late, it's only 7:75.

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u/Lrrr81 9h ago

But I don't feel tardy!

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u/Ouch_i_fell_down 10h ago

I was taught in 3rd grade that it rains so clouds could get light enough to get over the mountains.

I repeated this answer in 6th grade and was asked "where did you learn that?" and named names cause fuck you to trifling-ass 3rd grade teachers and your lying to kids cause you don't know shit. Deserve to be called out making a kid look stupid later in life.

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u/ShireNomad 10h ago

(My reaction the first time any "expert" I previously trusted says something I know for a fact is total BS.)

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u/Ancertainindividual 13h ago edited 5m ago

0/x = Zero (where x is all real numbers except zero)

x/0 is undefined, for all real x.

Edited to show that 0/0 is undefined, and because x/0 is not infinity

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u/ReammyA55 12h ago

Usually after beans and hard boiled eggs.

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u/PaintRude3630 10h ago

Not seen this image for a decade. Nice.

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u/cybermaus 12h ago edited 8h ago

Excuse me: I seem to recall 0/0 is also undefined, Making it x/0 undefined, and never infinite, in all cases. (in real. I think also complex, but am a bit rusty on that)

It is the limit of x/0 that is infinite, but not x/0 itself.

Edit: I seem to be getting a lot of correcting responses from people who did not see the original post that I was reacting to, which claimed 0/0 is infinite. My reaction made a lot more sense in that context.

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u/marconis999 12h ago

The limit is negative infinity when approaching zero from negatives and positive infinity when approaching zero from positives. It's a very good way of visualizing why it's undefined in an analytical way because it diverges the closer you get. (But there are special situations that define a point at infinity.)

Algebraically, dividing by 0 is undefined from simple ring properties.

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u/Perfect_Cap_3934 12h ago

The limit of x/0 does not exist, as the left and right limits are unequal. x/0 is also undefined in the complex system

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u/SquirleyDanz 12h ago

🤚 Is this going to be on the test?

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u/Caspica 12h ago

x/0 is undefined (or infinity), for all real x (except zero)

Slight correction: it approaches infinity as the denominator approaches zero and x is positive. If x is negative it approaches negative infinity and if the denominator is 0 then the expression is undefined. 

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u/Spacemonk587 12h ago

Undefined, not infinity.

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u/Kinder22 12h ago

This is bait and OP, OOP, and everyone else involved should be ashamed.

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u/SouthernerDude 11h ago

I think it's...

Infinitely entertaining...

I'll see myself out.

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u/lxaex1143 11h ago

I'd say it's... hard to define

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u/cavyjester 10h ago

I don’t know if it’s bait or not, but I know personally a few people who had this happen to their kids in school, including me. All different schools and teachers. It seems like a not-uncommon confusion among third grade teachers.

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u/threevi 10h ago

This specific story may be bait, but I don't doubt that shit like this happens all the time. I had so many run-ins with smugly incorrect teachers in elementary school and high school, it was a nightmare. Uni was such a breath of fresh air.

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u/Raqdoll_ 12h ago

They should tell them to test it out:

1/0.5 = 2

1/0.1 = 10

1/0.01 = 100

The closer you get to 0, the larger the number, at no point it goes down to 0

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u/rvanpruissen 11h ago

Intuition is not always your best friend in maths.

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u/WueIsFlavortown 11h ago

Not always, but here I think it is helpful to see that 1/0=0 would break this pattern (also introducing the idea of limits and approaching a value to approximate it this early might be awesome for the kid‘s math development)

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u/Correct-Award8182 11h ago

Also, you can proof all of those limits.

1/0.01 = 100

1= 100×0.01

You can't do that dividing by zero.

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u/Powerful_Resident_48 10h ago

If 1÷0=0 is true, then 0×0=1 must also be true.

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u/billtheirish 13h ago

But you can't divide by zero. What the hell?

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u/PainRack 12h ago

That's kinda the point. 1/0 equals zero is wrong. You get an unbound set that's undefined/infinity.

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u/Korkika 13h ago

Wait, you're kidding, right? 😭

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u/Whole-Debate-9547 12h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3otPoEiEGXh41xKGdO

Idiocracy was supposed to be a comedy, not a prophecy.

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u/mastershake04 11h ago

I remember being angry in like 4th grade because I read a bunch and was always a good speller and on a spelling test I missed the word 'lightning'. The teacher said it was spelled 'lightening', and I was like that's a whole different word and the word you described was lightning from a thunderstorm, not the 'lightening' of a dark space. But she didnt listen; i guess she thought they were spelled the same way.

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u/Gunfighter9 9h ago

“The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence.”

Charles Bukowski

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u/Efficient-Store8909 11h ago

I was young when I realized that teachers are people too and don't know everything. I remember it was the first day of health class and while he was going over all the topics we would be learning about he got to voluntary vs involuntary systems.

He said your lungs are a voluntary system because it volunteers to breath for you.

I was shocked.

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u/NephthysNefarious 10h ago

So if 5/0 = 0

That means if I multiply both sides by zero, then:

5 = 0 * 0 = 0

Yes?

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u/wavesofacid 12h ago

This is so old. But one could ask the teacher to prove it. The answer is either infinity or minus infinity, depending of how you're approaching it. Hence it's undefined. The proof is fairly simple: you just divide by smaller and smaller numbers and find out that the results become increasingly larger numbers, hence +/- infinity.

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u/Schmergenheimer 12h ago edited 12h ago

You think a teacher who believes 1/0=0 can possibly comprehend limits?

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u/Ollynurmouth 12h ago

That's when you use apples. Take two apples and ask her to show you how you divide by 2. Making 2 groups. How many apples in each group. Divide by 1. Make 1 group of apples. How many apples are in that group. Now divide by zero groups. See how she explains that.

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u/External-Ad4873 12h ago

It’s undefined but I think you’re going over the top for a third grade class. Now bring on the zealots:

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u/ConfusionMountain105 13h ago

1÷0 doesn't matter for a second grade kid but you also shouldn't be telling that it equals 0 rather infinity works better. Or you can simply say not defined.

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u/Hawaiian-pizzas 12h ago

This sort of math simply has no place in the 2nd grade curriculum

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u/HankScorpioMars 12h ago

Might not be in the curriculum but from a question a kid asked.

When I was in first grade we were told to come up with our own subtractions to practice carrying over, and my teacher had to call another one to figure out mine:

1000 - 299.

Carrying over more than once took them both a while. I don't know if this was the point when I lost respect for authority, but it certainly helped. I still prefer, by far, a person who can say "I don't know, let me ask for help" over the ones who double down on confidently being wrong.

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u/ConstableAssButt 11h ago edited 11h ago

I regularly meet adults who can't handle the idea of discontinuities in math. I can imagine a teacher just telling a kid that it's "zero" so she doesn't have to deal with a child's reaction to "You can't divide by zero".

I had a whole meeting with a project manager once because I was using negative infinity and positive ifinity instead of 0 or an arbitrarily large number as a timer sentinel, and he could not grasp that the downstream consequences of magic values for timer sentinels will eventually cause nightmares that will land back on my desk. Dumbass genuinely believed I was just being "fancy". --Nah motherfucker, we initialize a timestamp that stores the last time something happened as negative infinity, and indefinite lockouts as positive infinity, because it will always pass a check where (t - c > n < c - t). 0 does not have this guarantee, and inducing a null-check in the code is a waste of time when infinity has the same logical result as a logic ejection.

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u/Seventoxy 12h ago

Dividing by 0 makes no sense. A division is asking how many times does that number fit into that number?

10/2 means 2 fits 5 times in 10.

10/0,5 means 0,5 fits 20 times in 10.

10/0 has no meaning. How many times does nothing fit in 10? It could be 0, it could be infinite, it could be "banana", no answer is wrong nor correct thus undefined.

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