r/wallstreetbets • u/calpol-dealer • 9h ago
Meme Can't make this shit up he even included the stock ticker
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u/Skeleton-ear-face 9h ago
SEC sleeping on this sh*t show of manipulation
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u/Regenbooggeit 9h ago
They’re not sleeping lmao. They’re allowing it.
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u/Canadian_Border_Czar 8h ago
Not just allowing it, theyre hunting for people that seem to know but arent in the super secret chat.
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u/AidenTai 8h ago
Not like they can do anything to a president. That would be the perrogative of congress if an impeachment goes through. The SEC is there for everyone *but* those with immunity.
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u/HolyBubbiDiver 9h ago
Sir, this is a circus
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u/WarmShine4062 8h ago
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u/RecentDecision2329 8h ago
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u/Bosworth02 8h ago
What the hell is this!?! You can actually make out his little bald old man head in his wispy cotton candy hair!
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u/jct23502 8h ago
Sir this is a Wendy's.... Side note, is that where the 3.50 bjs are being handled? By the dumpster?
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u/bobombpom 7h ago
Who the FUCK is putting the condiments between the lettuce and the patty?
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u/Dear-Ad6139 9h ago
Right? We elected the best clown out there for our circus! People don't seem to appreciate it.
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u/BobbywiththeJuice 9h ago
IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY BOZO YOU DONT DESERVE ME AT MY BEZOS
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u/No-Phrase-4692 9h ago
Really the best, numbers we’ve never seen before levels
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u/FreakyFranklinBill 9h ago
a circus, the likes of which we have never seen before. strong, grown men came up to me with tears in their eyes, from laughing or crying i don't know.
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u/TomatoSpecialist6879 Paper Trading Competition Winner 9h ago
There were bulls who voted for him because he's "good for market stability" btw lmfao
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u/cantadmittoposting Airline Aficionado ✈️ 8h ago
i can understand kangaroos voting for this shit
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u/Initial_Ad_9250 8h ago
Well he's good for market volatility
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u/TomatoSpecialist6879 Paper Trading Competition Winner 8h ago
He's good for cowboy traders, vol scalpers, and gamblers in general, but other than that he's been dog shit for the market. Index funds have pretty much been range bound since start of Oct and losing to inflation
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u/LightOverWater 9h ago
DJT: need exit liquidity
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u/NoQuarterChicken 9h ago
what are laws, really?
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u/CaptainSilverVEVO 9h ago
A concept? A suggestion? Just a word on a piece of paper he can't even read?
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u/Square_Radiant 9h ago
A succulent Chinese meal?
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u/PrincipleProof6374 8h ago
Democracy manifest
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u/No_Tree_8144 9h ago
always been a suggestion for the rich boss. they exist for us peasant losers tho
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u/Angry_argie 9h ago
If the punishment is a fine, they're privileges.
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u/xyzzy321 8h ago
There won't even be a punishment because some people are above laws and have been their entire lives
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u/DownwardSpirals 8h ago
Well, here in the US, you are guilty until proven wealthy. Hope that helps!
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u/royalty1116 9h ago edited 5h ago
"Hello, SEC, are you seeing this?"
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u/No-Phrase-4692 9h ago
SEC: “Yeah we’re pumping too bro don’t worry”
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u/Square_Radiant 9h ago
I have this thought every two days since Jan 25 - maybe if he wasn't a billionaire and said "I like the stock", they'd quickly make an issue out of it
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u/Ill-Mousse-3817 8h ago
Lol, the fact that there is the SEC didn't even come to my mind after reading the tweet. They really managed to become irrelevant
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u/Momoselfie 8h ago
SEC was always there just to protect the rich
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u/Any-Tennis4658 8h ago
100%. They really showed their hand with the GameStop market manipulation. Straight up ordered brokers to block the poors from buying. It's all a scam.
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u/ShillinTheVillain 8h ago
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u/Iunatic 9h ago
LMFAO
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u/PM_ME_FIREFLY_QUOTES 9h ago
Party Iraq is in the house tonight?
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u/xLabrinthx 8h ago
inside traders just have a good time
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u/StickyNebbs 8h ago
bro what are we doing LOOOOOL
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u/HammerAndSickleBot 7h ago
Said it before, but it's the same thing he did in 2020 and mods and the finance bros are all acting surprised. He literally trotted out business CEO's during his covid briefings and had them say how great their companies were and that stocks should go back up. They had the MyPillow CEO telling Americans they need to get back to work so stocks could go brrrrr.
I'm kind of shocked how many people think this is the first time. We knew this before the 2024 primaries even.
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u/oltronn 5h ago
So pissed every time I hear about someone making it sound like he’s finally showing his true colours. No! This is what he has been doing all along, he has been a openly retarded narcissistic bully from the start.
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u/Neat-Beautiful-5505 8h ago
Was the Iran War just to test the Palantir technology in real world situation? Cause it seems like it was.
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u/giga_lord3 7h ago
No shit. Why do you think isreal is so important to these goons? They get to use their military and biometric surveillance technology without any oversight or regulations.
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u/Hungry-for-Apples789 9h ago
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u/mvearthmjsun 7h ago
It has barely moved from this. I hope all the insider traders stay broke.
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u/beatlz-too 8h ago
so time to buy?
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u/SupremeWizardry 8h ago
You think a cia backed ai shadow surveillance company just gonna quietly wind down and disappear in today’s age?…
Me neither, long at 20 bucks and maybe adding more if it continues to drop.
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u/butt_shrecker 8h ago
Idk if it is a good long term buy. The company is so toxic a political change could nuke it.
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u/Late-Combination5060 8h ago
Good thing we live in an oligarchy...
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u/butt_shrecker 8h ago
I'm making the active choice to believe things will get better.
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u/snopro387 7h ago
Betting on things to get better might be the worst bet I’ve seen in WSB actually
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u/SilberBackApe 9h ago
So puts on PLTR because he wants to take profits
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u/DisappointedSkeletor 9h ago
nah this is Thiel panicking
Trump did the same for Elon a year ago
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u/JSTootell 9h ago
It's all computer!
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u/PeopleRFuckingDumb 9h ago
Yes then he dumped Musk like a turd
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u/Nruggia 8h ago
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u/swenau01 8h ago
Wasn’t it Bessent who punched him?
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u/MantisShrimpUpTop 8h ago
I maintain he punched himself for attention from Daddy because it was his last day.
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u/Waiting4Reccession 8h ago
Trump did not write this tweet.
One of his many handlers did it, you can tell from him using the word "technologies" and the style of it in general
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u/EditRemove 8h ago
That doesn't change anything.
Trump hires and fires the people who manage these accounts. If he didn't approve the message, he would say something.
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u/No-Phrase-4692 9h ago
Puts on PLTR because you’re a decent human being
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u/foodank012018 9h ago
That would mean not profiting from any of this bullshit. Buy or sell, puts or calls, if you're making money from this chaos you are part of this chaos.
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u/Mavnas 9h ago
Fair, but if you buy PLTR puts, you can at least root for the failure of all this BS without being conflicted.
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u/Vortep1 9h ago
No market manipulation here. Now back to work!
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u/hungry4nuns 8h ago
He’s basically a glorified influencer at this stage. “Hi guys I just wanted to give a shout out to my favourite brand Palantir and my cute little nickname for them PLTR (kinda like the stock name lol). And before you ask, no this is not a paid promotion I just really like their products and they’re a really trustworthy brand so I wanted to share them with my followers”
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u/default_token 8h ago
Yeah this is just an official act of the president. You can tell because of the way it is
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u/__nameless____ 9h ago
Looks like someone from pltr actually has access to this account lmao
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u/GI-Robots-Alt 3h ago
Let's be so for real here. You can't convince me he knows a single one of his passwords, or how to find them without help. I'd be shocked if there weren't half a dozen people with access to his account.
I'd have to see it with my own eyes to believe he's capable of making a box of Kraft Dinner for fuck sake.
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u/Busta_Memes 9h ago
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u/PAYPAL_ME_10_DOLLARS 8h ago
This dude donated 500 at the easter announcements
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u/Acceptable-You-6953 7h ago
It seems dumb at first glance but only because it didn’t work. If it did we’d really only be surprised it was that cheap of a bribe
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u/No-Phrase-4692 9h ago
Can someone make an ETF of Retruth Trades? (NYSE: RTRD)
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u/OutdoorsNSmores 7h ago
I don't have time to keep up with his insane barrage of statements - but I have thought that someone watching could do well, very well because he know all about grass. He owns a lot of grass, a lot of GREEN grass.
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u/Fantastic-Zucchini82 9h ago
In perfect world, everyone would sell that shit after tweets like this one lmao
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u/SexySmexxy 8h ago
it actually is down LMAO
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u/PIE_OF_LIFE64 6h ago
It's down because Michael burry said he is shorting it
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u/TopKekBoi69 8h ago
Down 1.6% rn at least, but wish it would go to $0
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u/heikici 8h ago
Careful or Karp is gonna send a drone with fentanyl -laced urine after u
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u/Late-Combination5060 8h ago
This would be the only defense to market manipulation, can't tell if he's trying to make it go up or down by mentioning it. Obviously he wants it to go up but they really can't afford an influencer?
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u/Shoganai_Hito 9h ago
His buddies need their calls to print obviously
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u/South-Attorney-5209 9h ago
Is this a fucking ad for a ticker by POTUS wtf clown show is this
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u/KarmaCommando_ 4h ago
"wtf clown show is this"
Sir do you have any idea where and when you are right now
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u/mikeysz 9h ago
Just ask that school in Iran.
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u/Soaked4youVaporeon 7h ago
Remember when people were calling that fake and that Iran actually bombed the school?
Then the US said they did it and those people wen dead silent
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u/Cherry_Springer_ 8h ago
"It was next to a military base!" yeah then maybe don't bomb the area while school is in session... or, you know, at all
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u/alanxloh 8h ago
And that same group of people were mad that Iran did a targeted attack on Israel’s iron dome (which did precisely hit its target) which they intentionally placed in between a bunch of high rise residential buildings.
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u/Lanky_Commercial9731 9h ago
Idk Palantir didn t really help with Hormuz, so puts I guess
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u/breakevencloud 9h ago
Something-something, an “official act,” can’t be prosecuted, something.
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u/Ill-Mousse-3817 9h ago
Does he really want to choose the war with Iran as a proof of what PLTR can do?
At least pick something where you didn't lose if you need to pump and dump
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u/Inside-Yak-8815 9h ago
Man what the hell is even going on anymore? We have a literal sitting president just casually pumping a Reddit meme stock.
How did it get to this point?
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u/johndsmits 7h ago
we hired a user car salesman to be potus and as such:
I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU 🫵 30% off everything sale.
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u/Moon_Rose_Violet 9h ago
Now I’m just a little white collar defense lawyer, not the president of the United States, but if I was outside counsel for Anthropic in its lawsuit against the DOD I would be attaching this as Ex A in a subpoena to the government about certain officials’ holdings in competitor companies
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u/Highborn_Hellest 9h ago
Fucking hell. Palantard were not as stupid as initially thought. I remember when it was a memestock
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u/SuspiciousStable9649 no longer flairless just hairless 9h ago
He doesn’t pump as well as sane Musk used to pump.
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u/Sufficient-Aide6805 8h ago
He’s a struggling apprentice market manipulator compared to prime Musk.
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u/EdoTensei10 9h ago
no wonder why it pumped
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u/footlonglayingdown 9h ago
Pumped? It's down 3% today and down 20% in a month.
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u/BusyHands_ 9h ago
Till they decide otherwise and then this bitch will cry on national news
Cant wait to buy my ticket to take a dump on his grave
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u/zyganx 9h ago
Wasn’t there just an article about the White House warning staffers about insider trading lmao?
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u/OSRSkarma Flipping at the Grand Exchange 9h ago edited 9h ago
I will reluctantly leave this up because the dude is literally pumping tickers.
This doesn’t mean fucking post every little thing he says for fuck sake…
FDs or bust